how to bathe stuart ....

first ... find something to wash him with, so he doesn't have to go swimming solo. for example: your favorite dress that you forgot to wash earlier that day because it was hanging out of sight.


then, place him in a lingerie bag, where he will be safe from the terrors of the beating stick.


add detergent to washer ....


and then send stuart swimming !


if he floats he's a witch ;)


he didn't float ... but he did come out sparkley clean ....